Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010

Fawkin Idiot

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org

"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc

by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004

Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021

Charlie Faplin

The act of masturbating to pornography with the sound off.

"Ah man I left my headphones downstairs last night. Had to have a Charlie Faplin in case anyone heard."

by skeebe October 7, 2013

Big Fakin

The act of acting brand new to a situation or acting as to be not a part of something taking place. Usually used when you act surprised about something you are involved in and try to claim innocent of the situation. Many Texans use this term in order to call out friends that are acting as if they are not involved in the situations at hand.

Carl: "Hey did you try to holla at that chick the other day?"
Mike: "Naw bro, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Carl: "Man get outta here with that Big Fakin."

Lamar:" Man i know that girl heard me call her name, but she looked at me like she didn't know me. She need to get outta here with that Big Fakin"

by Brown Album December 8, 2009

Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.

Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!

by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019