forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.

We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...

by YAWA July 2, 2017

F is For Family

A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.

Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about

by Frank Fuckin Murphy January 24, 2020

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

family reunion

A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.

My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Modern Family

A TV show about a family.

Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)

Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.

Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.

Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)

Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!

Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!

by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014

family night faded

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado

Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine

by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015

Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

by Penix January 19, 2009