failed

To fail at an endeavor. To not succeed.

Ron was a completely failed at life until he shot himself then he succeeded at that.

by rons son February 14, 2008

Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022

going Farley

To gyrate or go overboard with physical movement much like (the late) comedian Chris Farley.

Dude, check out that guy dancing. He's goin' Farley.

I got chased by a bee and went Farley.

by wackychimp May 6, 2003

Farley

A white, british male known for their good humour, they are renowned for their God like qualities and extreme randomness.

He must be a Farley

by Falamalamalam18 March 6, 2011

chuck you farley

An old saying. It's simply fuck you charley used as a play on words. Goes back to at least the 50's.

Used good naturedly..usually!

Hey... Chuck you Farley.


Yeah.... Yuck fou Buddy!

by phatdave March 22, 2009

Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

failynn

a big idiot and failure

failynn failed her test

by ghuyrtwetgew December 3, 2020