Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.

1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.

by Salamence July 17, 2010

failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.

On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.

by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Falah

ÝáÇÍ Arabic for 'Success'

I'm so Falah. It makes you cry to see me smoke $100 which I could use give your mum to get her off food stamps...my bad

by DannyTheMan May 15, 2007

failalyzer

The use of a breathalyzers electronic results on a printed sheet as admissible evidence in a court of law for an OUI (operating under the influence) case, even though the defendant's counsel hasn't been allowed to determine whether or not the source code of the device is faulty.

Any breathalyzer used in court without testimony of the administering officer or without the papers from the manufacturer of the breathalyzer certifying the source code isn't broken or buggy and provides sound results is automatically deemed a failalyzer

Defendant and his Counsel meet before an OUI arraignment:

Counsel: Looks like we're not going to be able to take this to trial since a breathalyzers results are considered 100% accurate

Defendant: Yeah, but I only had one drink, and I wasn't even swerving very much. Are you sure those blood alcohol level results are accurate?

Counsel: Now that I think about it, the only guarantee I have is the manufacturers good will. I don't have any certifications as to the accuracy of the device or soundness of its source code and since we are in a court of a law, we must depend on legal documents; not simply the good will a business offers to its good customers.

Defendant: Yeah, we don't want a failalyzer in court

Counsel: We certainly don't

by legalpwn July 29, 2009

Faizah

A little red headed, Pakistani, Scottish weirdo. She's 16 now, all she can talk about is s boys and gains. She's actually pretty chill when she's not hyper. Her most notable moment was her "take a shit" pose. Overall great friend and a really motivated and strong woman. Popular nickname: fizzy. Quite terrifying and can seem quite intimidating , and not afraid to speak her mind. Be more like faizah.

Faizah: "no pain no gain"
"omg look theres that red headed dummy"
"faizah dont be late to class"

by Dangerporridgeranger November 25, 2022