farage

(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar

Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.

by MattOT March 16, 2019

fafa boingy berfe chesy krabby patty

when someone fart smel like tuna and

oh my go it smell bad

sorry i had a fafa boingy berfe chesy krabby patty

by karby paty June 11, 2021

A farage of cunts

The collective noun for a load of cunts, predominantly in the uk and europe.

I have never seen such a farage of cunts before.

Look at that farage of cunts over there!

by Scolew November 8, 2019

Farage

Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.

Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.

by OSCOLA October 3, 2017

Nigel Farage

Hypocrite

The leader of UKIP wants to get rid of immigrants working in the UK while employing his German wife as a secretary - what a Nigel Farage

by _fuck_ukip_ April 29, 2014

Fapagram

To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.

Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.

Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015

Fanagle

To haggle or bargain something. Also used as a verb to illustrate a narrow escape out of a tight situation.

fanagle finagle bargain haggle escape negotiate

We fanagled our way out of a parking ticket by sweet talking the cop. I'm sure he knew what we were doing, but he was cool and still cut us a break.

by Smoking Pistol June 9, 2016