faecalphiliac

The definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who's interest in human excrement is really more akin to a perverted sexual fetish.

"Gary likes to lick shite from the unwashed anal sphincters of females" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

fanaka

Fanaka means success in swahili

"Upate fanaka na miaka mingi duniani." means "That it may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the earth. "

by spacemonkeyfromouterspace August 8, 2017

Faelan

Faelan's have the most talented personality. They can be talented in so many different areas like art, sports and education. Faelan's are born brave, powerful and intelligent. They will do well in life.

Faelan's his name.

by wino_berry September 16, 2018

Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013

Fanagutt

Norwegian slang, only used in the city of Bergen, meaning: A rich, white and often annoying person who lives in Fana.

Trym: "Hey man, do you want to buy some beer with me for the party?"
Omar: "What? Beer? No thanks, I shall buy a Dom Perignon!"
Trym: "You are such a fanagutt..."

by TheDefinator2000 November 6, 2018

fagnanian

A fag who is so much of a fag, they are one of their people. A Fagnanian

Bro that guy over there is a fag

Nah Bro he's not just a fag, He's a Fagnanian

by SkippyTheGuy January 9, 2023

fakenaming

Referring to a person by a name they made up instead of their real birth name, especially when referring to them by this new name is meant to give legitimacy to the idea that the person is no longer who/what they actually are. For example, if a person is male but wants others to think of him as a female, he might change his name to Caitlyn, and demand to be called Caitlyn, demonizing anyone who calls him by his actual name. He wants you to fakename him. If you do not, he will say that you are "deadnaming" him, a term used to manipulate people into feeling guilty for being honest.

Bruce said "Hey, stop calling me Bruce! Call me Caitlyn, to show that you fully agree with the idea that I'm a woman. Do it or else you are not a good friend. Just accept me as being anything I claim to be!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"

by RealHonestDefinition July 18, 2023