failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

Faglard

An excessively obese male of the homosexual community.

That numa numa guy is so gay and over weight! What a faglard.

by rompebollo November 16, 2009

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.

I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!

by Hookadood January 7, 2007

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

fadlag

(Lagging) Behind the trend

OMG I have such bad fadlag!

I only discovered facebook yesterday!

by twiga February 24, 2009

Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009