Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

Spell Fecker

The frustrating inevitability that automated spell checkers will deviously change your text to something embarrassing and inappropriate

Wife - Darling , I know I'm being stubbornly but please just let me do this and dont insult me anymore...please..please
Husband - Okay donkey

Husband - Aaah! I typed Okey Dokey...stupid spell fecker

by GU248 May 20, 2021

Frecked

the art of of being fucked and wrecked at the same time; a hilarious combination of the two terms.

we were frecked last night

by emman and lemon July 6, 2007

Flecker

The term Flecker is applied to a sexy MoFo who works for the promotion group Flecking Records

Only the best of the best become Fleckers, they are amazing girls.

i wish I was a Flecker

by -x0x- April 7, 2008

FECKED

Some unfortunate irish imigrant, who has had a tad to much guinness, bailey coffeys

Paddy was oficially fecked on tuesday after that heavy pot o gold session down the local tavern

by balls man November 24, 2007

fackes

insult, meaning a very homosexual individual who overreacts to everything, taking great offense to small matters.

Quit being such a fackes, he wasn't even talking to you.

by Shinryuu2099 January 18, 2009