post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Factualities

To drop some factz on a foo. A longer version of factz meant to sound more intelligent when talking to a foo.

"Ey bruh I heard Chris mom gives the best head on the block" -Mr.Sins
"Brah you dropping factualities in this bitch"-Juanjemin
"HUH?!" -Chris

by thesammyowl August 18, 2021

militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.

me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!

by militant_factualism January 2, 2012

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

Factuals

When something’s is just a straight up fact.

Yo eman that kid is gay
Factuals

by Idk123490 January 20, 2021

Factual Evidence

A rarely used redundancy used in order to put greater emphasis on an evident truth with supporting facts, most commonly used by people with a higher intelligence than others.

I can confirm that the decision-making process is effective, transparent, and based on factual evidence as well as thorough analysis.

Even the most reluctant of us can no longer deny the factual evidence of this alarming fact, announced years ago.

Earth isn't going to last forever, it's factual evidence.

by Big Brain Time August 17, 2019

Gender Factuality Paradox

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

by Fearman April 1, 2008