Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 17, 2010
When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 20, 2010
factos is a Portuguese word what is translated as facts in English used by Portuguese and fans of football/futbol/soccer this word is only used when said person agree with said persons opinions. the word factos has existed in Portugal and Brazil for years however the word has gotten popular when football player Ronaldo has commented on a post bashing fellow footballer Messi
random person pele and yashin is the most overrated players of all time
random person number 2 factos
random person number 2 factos
by okju August 13, 2024
When you get salty over losing some balloon award to some Argentinian and want to prove that you are still better. But in actual fact you are not :(
by Penaldo December 02, 2021
Factos (noun): A term used to describe the act of acknowledging or agreeing with a statement or proposition that is believed to be true. This agreement is typically expressed verbally or in writing and indicates that the individual believes the statement to be accurate and factual. The term "factos" emphasizes the concept of truth and the importance of acknowledging it in communication.
by BangerBaby7210 March 09, 2023
by ffhukfg December 12, 2021
Used in football terms. Famous footballer Ronaldo commented “factos” on his fan page’s account. The account explains the undeserved ballon d’or win by another footballer named Messi. Many even considered that award ceremony as the robbery of the century.
by Barcelona fan February 18, 2022