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Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.
by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010
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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
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fecker

a term used by a deranged Irish man on youtube who has made several mistakes in his life.
"those evil feckers sold me marshmallows and I got a cotton ball."
by spadox June 12, 2019
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Peruvian Bear Fucker

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.
Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.
by Duhast September 2, 2021
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farthole fucker

A person who engages in rough anal sex.
The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.
by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019
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CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.
YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER
by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019
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Jersey fakeroo

While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction
That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him
by Carl Brutanadilewski August 2, 2008
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