faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard

Faceboard moment:
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by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010

facebliss

When you post staged pictures of your life to impress friends and family about how great your life is

Damn, did you see that post from Chaniqua in a bikini on the Empire State Building? She is an accountant in a basement...total facebliss.

by Clavenson June 14, 2018

faceboobing

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.

"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."

by mc dc September 19, 2009

Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

by willers222 December 18, 2008

faceboob

to look through added friends or friends of friends pictures in hopes of finding great bikini pictures. Albums named Beach are prime areas for this activity

I added Dolly as a friend last night, I hope she accepts! With a rack like that i cant wait to faceboob her!

by redkaw February 24, 2010

Facebbatical

When you take time out from Facbeook because you realise its ruining your life. A Facebook Sabbatical.

I'm taking a Facebbatical. I can't handle seeing pics of my ex keep flagging up in my friend feed.

by vickysimmons January 24, 2009

facebomb

A meme that involves isolating one face within a group photo and photoshopping it over every person’s face.

Person A: Someone guy behind us photobombed our beach pic, but his face was so hilarious that I photoshopped it on all of our faces.

Person B: OMG no way let me see!

*shows*

Person B: DUDE what an awesome facebomb, get that on 4chan ASAP!

by chromechisel49 April 14, 2011