FacePaulm

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.

He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

by here_comes_the_zeppelin January 6, 2014

hylton-smith fakeup

To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.

I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.

by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008

Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

Facepencil

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

Facepooping

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

by butlerjl November 23, 2010

facepwn

(verb)

The act of pwning somebody via the popular online community "Facebook". Can include shutting down somebody on their "wall," or through "met randomly" situations.

1. Jordan facepwnd Adam when he wrote on Adam's wall how he had gotten with a really ugly chick.

2. Reg facepwnd Simon by making a really funny and witty comment about how they met randomly.

by ThaTrik February 13, 2006

Faceplam

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

by iTesco August 23, 2010