frunger

(noun) someone who is chronically depressed or despondent; someone who obsesses over their own life situation with little regard for those around them; a person who has trouble maintaining a balanced life-style or finds little meaning in life.

Carl is such a frunger. He complains all the time that his new Ferrari gets dusty in the parking lot and his house-man doesn't clean it properly.

by yehne_fiqir September 11, 2008

frunasticate

To speak in an unintelligible manner, mixing up tenses, verbs and nouns, and plurality.

Examples of frunasticating:

"is I making sense?"
"do I intelligent?"

Homestar runner frunasticates quite often.

by sbattert March 11, 2007

Frunkemsquint

A piece of crap that sticks to your ass.

"Oh my god. I've got a frunkemsquint up my backsprocket!"

by Kyra? July 28, 2009

fruntz

Fake Runtz. A deceptive tactic of selling mid to low-grade weed in a loud, printed bag, bought in bulk from wish or Amazon. Advertised to be one thing (in this case Runtz, a higher quality strain) but ending up being some totally other shit grown in some trapper’s apartment. Commonly known in the legal world as “False Advertisement”. Fruntz is also a pun on the urban word “front/fronting” which also used to show deception.

Victim: Yo my nigga take a hit of these Runtz i got of my mans from the Ave
Victim friend (after taking a pull): Nahhhhh my nigga...I think he got you with the FRUNTZ. How much you paid for this shit?
Victim(frontin’): just 70
Victim friend: nah gzz them young niggas played you. That’s what you get, chasing flavors. At least niggas got good fronto

by Some brooklyn nigga November 21, 2020

Frunkey

Overly flashy without consideration of aesthetic. Typically characterized by combinations of Timascus, Mokume, MokuTi, Damascus, and Damacore. Matrailz bukake.

That knife with a Damacore blade, Timascus scales, and Mokume inlays is a little too Frunkey for my taste.

by Matrailz April 10, 2021

Frungle

A group of exactly 4 insane men.

“Careful, I hear a Frungle lives around these parts.”

by HippitySockety November 6, 2022

ducking frunk

schmammered, obliterated, three sheets to the wind, wasted

I was so ducking frunk last Friday night, I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese.

by colonialfootsoldier March 27, 2010