Fruit

Any "Apple" hardware, whether it be a Mac, iPod or iPhone

Dude, I cant believe you spent $1800 bucks on that freakin' fruit!

by JScott3230 June 25, 2008

fruit

-verb: to ejaculate

-pronunciation key {fru-ít}

-alternate forms (fruote, fruiting, fruits)

-nominal form: fruition

"When I saw that hot girl on the bus, I thought I was going to fruit my pants"

"I've got fruition stains all over my sheets"

by John Tinsley December 9, 2008

fruit

1) The ripened product of an ovary. (This can mean an apple, or even a pumpkin or a sunflower seed....or a child. Like you.)
2) Someone who tells you the truth, even if you don't want to hear it. Someone who hurts you, but who you love deeply. Someone who is your best friend and is leaving for a little while.

1) MMM. I'm in the mood for some tasty fruit! Grab that apple or pumpkin or small boy!
2)'I'm not leaving for long. We'll see eachother on Monday' 'You little fruit'

by denbeauty May 22, 2006

Fruit

an insult to a homsexual person that aslways seems to wear the same hat. THat nobody likes.

that guy over there is such a fruit

by ENDOLIFE May 25, 2009

fruit

verb, to bug out, go crazy, under the effects of drugs usually

I took 3 hits of acid and seriously fruited one time

by satanhitlerr August 2, 2007

Fruit

A good way to offend ones religion such as to make fun of, to insult, or to masturbate. Fruity, fruitless.

People hate that fruity priest.

by anonymous July 9, 2003

Fruit

A male, often named Adam, who likes to barbeque but doesn't exactly know what it is.

-"Adam, what are yo doing over there with those burgers?"
-"Why, i'm not barbequing them, i'm not using any sauce!

by Annie :) April 10, 2003