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Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.
I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
by quik406 August 10, 2010
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Fateau

The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.
"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."
by icwish May 31, 2009
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Fatesuki

An editor from Germany.Member of Suki Clan.Uses After effects CC 2018
A godly editor named Fatesuki
by Kazuivfx June 12, 2020
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free farter

One who lets farts fly without any attempt to conceal them.
Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.
by Big Nu March 11, 2012
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Hopkins’ fate

n.

The situation in which a person more habituated to condemning others is himself or herself condemned by another party. Applicable also in situations where the condemned party is merely sanctimonious in attitude.

After Matthew Hopkins (1620-1647), putative English Witchfinder General, who, legendarily, was himself found guilty of witchcraft and executed, after having conducted investigations into allegations of witchcraft which ultimately led to the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.
“She is always always moralizing about something, but now she’s the one who’s getting taken to task for her opinions.”

“Yes, it’s Hopkins’ fate.”
by Maharg Nairb April 18, 2017
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fraterniwhore

A girl of college age that, while she herself does not belong to the Greek system (i.e., a sorority), spends a large percentage of her time with local fraternity boys. The girl usually only hangs out with one specific fraternity and over time becomes quite knowlegeable about the house and will defend the boys who live there as well as the lifestyle they may or may not live.

This behavior is usually, but not always, because the girl dates her way through the fraternity. She will usually start with a boy she meets outside the house, then circle through his friends one by one. The relationships are almost always never serious, and the girl over time becomes the charge of the boys - they will tend to look out for and defend her.

Not to be confused with a similar type of girl who actually has been inducted into the Greek system. See sorostitute.
"Man, Autumn has been spending so much time at the Sigma house! And she gets really irritated when we joke about 'stupid frat boys' now."

"Yeah, but those boys will defend her right back, ya'know."

"Oh, I know. Still, she's turned into quite the fraterniwhore."
by marie13 February 14, 2005
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Fatema

A beautiful and pious girl. Everyone wants to be just like her. She is modest and kind and never turns anyone down if they are in need of help. She loves to work hard and never gives up. She volunteers at homeless shelters and soup kitchens because she loves to help the community. She is very smart but she uses her intelligence in a good way. She is someone who you can look up too. Everyone wants to be around her because she is positive energy.
Wow! I can't believe that's her. That's Fatema!
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