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foolshit

noun.
1. Bullshit originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. Usually preceded by "Fuck that-"; eg "Fuck that foolshit"
3. Originated from an online chess player from China, whom, not knowing the rule of 'en passant', saw his oppenent's pawn move behind his own and exclaimed "You cheater! That's foolshit!" Ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolshit.
"Dude, cake rules. Pie just can't compete," said Dave.
"FUCK THAT FOOLSHIT!" responded Inigo. "Pie will fuck cake up any day of the week!" Inigo then stabbed Dave and was elected President of the Earth.

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Dingus: This pie is pretty good.
Lumpy: This cake is so much better.
Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh wants SEX! Kibbles, come here and give Hesh SEX!
Kibbles: (silence)
Dingus: (silence)
Lumpy: (silence)
Dingus: (coughs)
Lumpy: You sick?
Dingus: No.
by anth kim September 20, 2003
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foolish goat

A person who says something very silly.
Minhaj: Erin, is 1+1 3?
Erin: Oh Minhaj u foolish goat
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foolish

Someone who does incredibly stupid things and doesn't realize how stupid they look.
Anyone with the following last names: Obama, McLaughlin, Ortega, Simpson, Bunny, etc.

OR

You are so foolish!
by Darth Lord Maak Foreva August 5, 2009
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Foolish Pekin

The foolish Pekin spend 700 dollars on Falcons season pass because he is a fan.
by Pblama8 October 21, 2019
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foolishness

adverb. to state a condition/circumstance/setting which denotes a foolish state.
my world is based on foolishness.
by NLU September 23, 2005
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Foolish

Often a term of endearment, however it can also be used in a derogatory sense. Silly, dumbass, lameface, idiot, but in a good way of course. Introduced by the one and only Annika of Ballard.
"You drunk dialed me, foolish."
by Source: Annika and Lauren January 22, 2007
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foolshitter

noun.
1. one who implies to do a certain action, but never commits that action.
2. one who says he's going to define a word, but never does, or I beat him to it.
3. derivation from the noun 'foolshit'.
Timmy left in the morning to go to the store and buy Mother a pack of cigarettes. Shak is such a foolshitter.
by Richard September 23, 2003
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