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Constant guard fonts

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts
by Yagoah May 12, 2011
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Sexy Sara Font

(noun), A very sexually exciting writing font that has hearts over the lower case "i". It is used most often by bubbly bodacious blondes and/ or others making fun of bubbly bodacious blondes.
Jackie said, "Hi Kim just got your text in Sexy Sara Font about the bitchie busty blonde bartender."
by kerb-stirer February 1, 2019
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Fontana

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.
"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".
by Stargon76 July 19, 2012
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Font Rage

The visceral anger typography geeks get when they see fonts in everyday life that should be banned, such as Brush Script, Papyrus and Monotype Corsiva.
This morning Patrick said, "I saw fucking Comic Sans on the Cleveland Cavaliers floor the other night and I got pissed." I could tell right away he was filled with font rage.
by AndrewMcL May 29, 2009
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Fontaine

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008
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Flonty

Some fucking newfag involved in operation ponytail who doesn't understand rules 1&2.

He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.
Flonty is a 21 year old newfag from Germany.
by Hollydollie June 12, 2009
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kassie font

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. When she is not around nobody is happy except for her haters who consist of ignorant pieces of shit. she also is known for her great smell and loving nature. she also is a great kisser. she also is known for being very timid and shy, but if you get to know her well she will blossom like a flower.She also has the cutest smile you will ever see.
kassie font is a perfect girl for any guy that is like a Laith.
by datnigerian27 February 28, 2013
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