Farting while dressed to the nines.
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2019
Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.
by RLWIII March 10, 2014
When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.
John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.
Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
by Phrixus October 07, 2009
Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"
Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."
Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."
Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
by abscorpio2 October 13, 2010
The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009