Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
by Kipst3r September 15, 2013
Get the shooting tadpoles out your flagpole mug.by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009
Get the Oatmeal Flagpole mug.the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.
Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005
Get the flagpole mug.When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.
Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!
by HugeBreasticle February 20, 2005
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Get the flagpole mug.An oral sex position, wherein the fellator holds their body horizontally (as a flag relative to a flagpole) while performing fellatio.
by OctaveO October 9, 2009
Get the Flagpole mug.My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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