fishbook

verb

To update one’s facebook status with the sole intent of fishing for compliments

Did you see Carmen's facebook status update? She said "Carmen is _______". She's totally fishbooking!

by sawdo February 8, 2010

fishpocket

1. A particularly smelly or musky vagina
2. The favorite restaurant of Brak on Adult Swim's The Brak Show.

Guy 1: Did you ever sleep with Wendy?
Guy 2: Yeah. She's hot and all but she's got a major fishpocket.

by AccordDude July 4, 2007

fishbooking

A Facebook status update intended to acquire compliments and positive feedback from others. People who do this usually do not know very many ways to get noticed by others. Similar to Flakebooking, except bragging is very obvious.

Shane: "Hates waiting in airport lines for CUBA!!! I am so tired!"

Joanna: "I am sick AGAIN! What did I do to deserve this!"

People love fishbooking to boost their confidence when they feel down. Too bad they don't realize it's a false sense of self-assurance.

by an-g-1985 February 8, 2010

Rusty Fishhook

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).

Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!

by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019

Fishhook

The act of scratching someone with a broken ring of a spiral notebook.

Kid: Shit! You fishhooked me, get a new fucking notebook!

by CtrlAltShift February 11, 2019

fishpo

fuck it, shit happens, press on

you wreck your car but still have to get to the party...fishpo

by hockeychik May 26, 2009

Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.

When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

by Banana Horse December 29, 2010