financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."

No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!

by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010

financial slavery

Being in debt which limits your freedom.

Washington Consensus is a tool for financial slavery.

by Deep Fried Turkey September 19, 2013

Financial Rape

When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.

Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?

Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.

Ben: Damn financial rape

by Kentucky Fried Dragon April 2, 2009

financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no October 22, 2008

Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.

Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!

by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009

financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

financial fucking

when you over pay for something

A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."

by jop1229 April 21, 2009