I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

fertilitext

Productive writing style.

Gimme fertilitext any day.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Fetalized

Verb to impregnate a ho with a dirty fetus found from the back of a mcdonalds dumpster

After i got my bigmac i found a fetus and fetalized that ho

by Lazdaddy April 8, 2009

Feralized

Acting based on instinct, not rational thought. Usually involves things you end up regretting later, that could have been avoided with a little thinking ahead.

Bob likes to get in fights because it makes him feel tough. Bob has already been arrested twice and sued three times because of his fighting, but he continues to fight. Bob is a feralized individual.

by Jimmithon September 14, 2014

Fertiliser

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019

fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.

Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.

by QuacksO April 18, 2021

Fertiledirt

Thing

1: Yo does it smell like fertiledirt in here?
2: I hate when the fertiledirt invades my space!
3: the fertiledirt is everywhere

by Fertydirty August 19, 2021