Felch

According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was

is an example really necessary?

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

felch

not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.

For a successful felch, i purchased both a hamster and some rocks.

by waawaaweewah April 13, 2007

felch

The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.

A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)

by L A Lara October 17, 2008

Felch

The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.

Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"

by Red Dragon October 15, 2003

felch

Felch is a fan company. They make ceiling fans,desktop fans,computer fans airconditioners.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.

"Dude we should go to that felch concert"

"not until i have some felch to drink"

"felch is cool"

by Dane and Anjali June 15, 2004

Felch

1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America

Felch has a small willy.

by Tipper September 18, 2004

felch

1. All the shit above

2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.

Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?

Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.

Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.

Dre: good.

by The Tomster October 2, 2005