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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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Draping Expert

1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.

2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.

3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
1. "DUDE, THAT GUY'S NAKED!"
"No, he's a draping expert!"

2. "lol, i'm sooo going to drape you!'
by McBousche January 18, 2011
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Anime Tiddie Expert

The type of person who knows the anime just by looking at a characters boobs
My friend watches so many animes he will become an Anime Tiddie Expert without a doubt
by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022
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Expert

A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar
A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.
by Electric Ave April 7, 2020
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expert urinal

The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.
I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.
by Se7enLC December 17, 2006
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African Expert

Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''
Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu

Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.

Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
by MasterJesus771 December 27, 2018
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Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.
Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
by Bobass April 27, 2007
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