Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
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by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004
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a female of the human race that is perfect... has all the qualities ever dreamed about by all males of the same species and other species too... has many unfounded qualities that seemed to admired by the males...also can make you feel like the luckiest person on the day you want to kill yourself.
also brings good luck anything and anyone around!
a female of the human race that is perfect... has all the qualities ever dreamed about by all males of the same species and other species too... has many unfounded qualities that seemed to admired by the males...also can make you feel like the luckiest person on the day you want to kill yourself.
also brings good luck anything and anyone around!
by Prepo March 31, 2009
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by Snapchat: jelle136 November 28, 2018
Get the Esin mug.Social media phenomenon across Vine, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter who became a member of the social media group Magcon Boys alongside Aaron Carpenter, Taylor Caniff, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes, Jacob Whitesides, and Jack Johnson.
BEFORE FAME
He played football and lacrosse at Bishop Ireton High School.
TRIVIA
His presence caused a minor riot at Tyson's Corner Mall in McLean, Virginia in September 2013. In June of 2015 he celebrated passing 3 million Twitter followers.
FAMILY LIFE
He was born and raised in Woodbridge, Virginia. He has a brother named Dylan and a sister named Kristen.
ASSOCIATED WITH
He collaborates with fellow Internet sensations such as Jc Caylen and Kian Lawley.
BEFORE FAME
He played football and lacrosse at Bishop Ireton High School.
TRIVIA
His presence caused a minor riot at Tyson's Corner Mall in McLean, Virginia in September 2013. In June of 2015 he celebrated passing 3 million Twitter followers.
FAMILY LIFE
He was born and raised in Woodbridge, Virginia. He has a brother named Dylan and a sister named Kristen.
ASSOCIATED WITH
He collaborates with fellow Internet sensations such as Jc Caylen and Kian Lawley.
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That is that vine guy millions of girls fell for
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