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Big Einstein

1. The ability to create things with little or no resources.
2. A person that knows everthing.
3. Someone that mastered the art of nigga riging.
Let Big Einstein take a look at your coomputer I'm sure they can fix it.
by BIGBOYY2G June 10, 2004
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Baby Einstein Vegetable

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.
The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.
by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009
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Little Einsteins Reboot

A YouTube fan series by user Spuffy Einstein based on the cartoon Little Einsteins.
The Series has new characters, outfits, and a more similar style to the cartoon Jake and the Neverland Pirates claimed by Spuffy.
*Have you seen the Little Einsteins Reboot theme?
*What is the first episode of the Little Einsteins Reboot?
*The Little Einsteins Reboot theme is catchy like the original
by UrGonnaGetBan January 22, 2019
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einsteins

When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.
by Phmogli August 19, 2008
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Regular Einstein

A satirical insult, which generally refers to a person's stupidity.

When a person remarks something blatantly obvious, it can also be used in the same context as Captain Obvious.
"The earth is round, right?"
"You're a regular Einstein, kiddo."
by Nils_McCloud June 13, 2008
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Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017
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Einstein

Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.
M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN
by einsteinmek March 5, 2021
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