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An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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Wow! That Annie's Mac 'n Cheese with parmesan, blue cheese, salsa, Newman's Own and raisins was really excellent!!!
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Excellian

A slur for the Bundaberg State High School EXCEL class students. Has led to mass bullying a deppersiion cause of the amount of emos in the class. It’s as bad as saying the n word.
“Omg did you hear that Excellian maylee read the new book?” - Leah

“Don’t say that!! It’s a slur against EXCEL students!” - Charlie
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Felix Iskandar Escellun

Cute emo mage boy, with terrible daddy issues. Literal smallest bean, even I, a veritable bottom, could top him. He can be spoiled and bratty sometimes, but that's what makes him, him. His ex wants to kill you but we don't talk about that.
Girl 1: Felix Iskandar Escellun from Last Legacy is so emo
Girl 2: Yeah, blame it on his dad 🙄
by mirai.kogane January 16, 2022
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ercall wood technology collage

ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep
omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today
by ercallhater July 27, 2011
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Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
by your real nаme November 15, 2021
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fucking excellent

good
brilliant
a term to show the greatness of command and conquer: generals series
by ska April 25, 2004
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