Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

thoticus eraticus

A simple spell that any guy can cast on any thot that they see. It pairs very well with Syphillis Contracticus.

Guy: Thot alreat twelve o’clock.
Guy 2: Thoticus Eraticus am I right?
Guy: Yes.

by Penial Gland September 30, 2018

Elasticate

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

by Travpie March 4, 2008

Elastic waistband

The art of wrapping an elastic rubber band around someone's hand and holding one end then moving your hand up and down to masturbate using the other persons hand

I heard Tom and Jerry preformed the Elastic waistband last night. I have to try that one day!

by NuclearGay January 24, 2015

Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009

Fantastic Elastic

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic

i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic

by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009

elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013