A formidable strategy in a tennis singles or doubles match, that usually has no counterattack. In this strategy, the tennis player or player exposes his or her jiji at the most surprising of times, resulting in the shock and deterioration of the opponent's mind, scarring him or her for life. Effect is doubled during tennis doubles. However, if used incorrectly, the jiji may backfire on the user, and may detach from the body in a puff of smoke.
Dang... we're losing so bad. There's only one thing to do... ... 3...2.....1.... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH EXPOSED JIJI!!!!!!!!!!
Opponent: OMGWTFBBQ FUCK ME FUCK ME NOW OMFG
Opponent: OMGWTFBBQ FUCK ME FUCK ME NOW OMFG
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expose:
gerund or present participle: exposing
1. make (something) visible by uncovering it.
"at low tide the sands are exposed"
synonyms: reveal, uncover, lay bare, bare, leave unprotected
"the gold covering was flaking away, exposing the white plaster"
2. reveal the true, objectionable nature of (someone or something) - Showing someones true colours i.e, liar, cheater, bully, etc.
gerund or present participle: exposing
1. make (something) visible by uncovering it.
"at low tide the sands are exposed"
synonyms: reveal, uncover, lay bare, bare, leave unprotected
"the gold covering was flaking away, exposing the white plaster"
2. reveal the true, objectionable nature of (someone or something) - Showing someones true colours i.e, liar, cheater, bully, etc.
Katherine: Did you hear James got exposed for cheating on his girlfriend
Luke: Okay, well if he cheated then he deserves it.
Luke: Okay, well if he cheated then he deserves it.
by BubbleboyLuke March 24, 2019
Get the Expose mug.A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.
Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!
Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
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Get the exosexual mug.adj - disinclined to experiencing earthquakes. One who is anti-egoseismic may live in North Carolina and hear about earthquakes occurring every month in California, and then move to California and live there for years without ever experiencing one.
Antonym - egoseismic (prone to earthquakes)
Antonym - egoseismic (prone to earthquakes)
"I think I'm anti-egoseismic, because I've lived my whole life in various places that are prone to earthquakes, and yet I've never experienced a single one."
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While ecosing any question on the internet, a tree is being planted.
While ecosing any question on the internet, a tree is being planted.
by The Oneness of all things November 10, 2020
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Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
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