Emotherapist

1. The emo therapist. Basically the friend who's both the group therapist and emo, and guides others to a treasure they cannot possess.

2. Emo The Rapist - Urban legend of a creature who attacks fake depressed emos. Doesn't show up in pics, but is said to have black hair, eyes, ripped jeans and a shirt. Has a fake-depressed kink, hences forces it onto victims as it forces itself onto the victim, depressing them until they die.

1. Dude: Bruh ur like everybody's therapist and ur fucking depressed 24/7.

Other dude: Im an emotherapist, man.

2. Random Kid: Im So DePrEsSeD

Kid's friend: Bruh stop u'll get attacked by the EmoTheRapist.

Random kid: OH FUCK

by dark_asylum.exe November 29, 2022

emoshaped

when a person looks emo or seems emo

the guy over there is emoshaped

by peterpansieland June 26, 2010

emosha

A woman's name meaning, warrior, beautiful, powerful and wise.

Emosha/Emoshe is a great peacemaker.

by Emosha December 20, 2016

emosexual

to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!

like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!

by mama lover April 13, 2005

emosexual

One who is neither bi nor Gay but pretends to be in order to draw attention to ones self.

Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?

normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool

by Tory A. February 1, 2008

emochef

An emo who works as a chef. ie. The type of person who REALLY shouldn't be near knifes.

Person 1: Hey did you see Drew?
Person 2: OMG yeah, he's such an emo!
Person 1: Can't believe he works in a kitchen with all those knives...
Person 2: Yeah, surprised he's not suicided yet. He's such an emochef!
Person 1: Touche'

by LemonCake September 27, 2005

emosexual

A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.

Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.

Guy 1: What?!

by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009