party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.

You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."

by angelossary April 19, 2010

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013

Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003

ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

ejaculate

a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation

Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)

by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004

Ejaculate

Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

by The dead sea May 19, 2016