ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”
Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate
by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021
Get the ElonGate mug.Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense.
NOTE: This is an example of an entirely unnecessary transformation of a standard English word, into a much larger colloquy, with usually at least 5 times the letters of the original word (which is now lost in a soggy quagmire of sewer-worthy American filth).
Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."
Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"
Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"
American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"
Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."
Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"
Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"
American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"
by Sam Chadwick December 13, 2007
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Reference:
mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1375033483148451842
Reference:
mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1375033483148451842
by Snck March 30, 2021
Get the Elongate mug.The shitty attempt to pretend there's a smear campaign against you because there's an article that talks about how he is a muskoffender
Did you hear about elongate? elon is having a smear campaign against him?
Oh yeah the muskoffender thing he's just trying to prevent someone finding out about his penis size after he exposed him self to a random girl years ago
Oh yeah the muskoffender thing he's just trying to prevent someone finding out about his penis size after he exposed him self to a random girl years ago
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