Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

Elendil

The High King of both Arnor and Gondor (although his 2 sons, Isildur and Anarion actually ran Gondor), he was born in Numenore as a relation of the royal family. Upon the destruction of Numenor by the Valar, he led the remnant of the Faithful Dunedain to Middle-Earth; where he and Gil-Galad re-affirmed the friendship between Men and Elves. When Sauron rose again and his forces took Minas Ithil, Elendil decided upon a do-or-die assault upon Sauron. So he went to his friend Gil-Galad, and he agreed to honor the Elves debt to Numenore; and help overthrow the Dark Lord. Thus was formed the Last Alliance. During the battle of the Last Alliance, when victory was assured and Sauron took to the battlefield, he picked up Gil-Galad by the neck; and so hot was the fire of his rage that before their eyes he burst into flames. Elendil charged Sauron in order to avenge his friend but Sauron smashed him with his mace and he was mortally wounded and died there also.

Elendil was the previous owner of Aragorn's sword, Anduril. Before it was broken its name was Narsil.

by Elendil February 20, 2008

Elonna

The smartest girl in the world. She funny, sweet, and kind girl. She will always have your back no matter what. She is great friend or girlfriend to have. She will become an independent woman and be very successful in life. If you have an Elonna close to you keep her.

Elonna is a name

by Popbear November 29, 2018

Elon Musk

The death of Texas.

The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.

Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"

Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."

Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."

Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."

by James R Clobum June 8, 2021

Elodie

Elodie’s usually have brown hair. They’re outgoing and have a big personality. They like to make friends and are very versatile when it comes to that. They have commitment issues but still like being in relationships for the fun of it. Most of the time they like to listen to music and draw or something but they also love to hang out with people. They are heavy ambiverts and need time for themselves once in awhile. They can have very rude or sarcastic humor, but they are sensitive inside. They are VERY pretty but don’t like to show it off. Elodie’s like to sleep and eat a lot. Their eyes tend to be very pretty.

Elodie loves to eat and spend time with her cat lmao

by Raven Mama April 2, 2019

Elona

Elona is a very beautiful and caring girl. Elonas are a bit nervous to speak or hug there boyfriends and all that stuff but when they're ready they will speak to you and hug you. You are very lucky if you have an Elona and you would want to keep her like me.

Elona is so nice. Your lucky to have Elona.

by HazzaTheGoat December 19, 2019