Elon Musk 

The absolute legend that trolled us by naming his son “X Æ A-12” after smoking enough weed to fill one of his rockets

Elon Musk: I wonder what to name our son
Grimes: somthn normal like John or Andy
Elon: I was thinking more like X Æ A-12. Isn’t that great?
Grimes: da fuck wrong witchu get outta here before I beat ur ass

Elon Musk by The idiot who wrote this May 8, 2020

Elon Musk 

An absolute unit

Dude, "Elon Musk" is the best!

Elon Musk by B1ueSkyRes May 12, 2019

Elon musk 

Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space

Im going hunting with my Elon musket

Elon musk by Shrek&onions November 4, 2019

Elon Musk 

A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.

Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.

Elon Musk by Elon Obama March 16, 2020

Elon musK 

cool dood

Grant: schmear Elon musk on the wall.
Elon musK: cool

Elon musK by Sinclair02 March 4, 2019

Elon Musk 

The Supreme Leader, all knowing super smart rad guy.

Is white but can say the n word cause he was born in south Africa and all blacks love him same with whites

Is going to quit space-x though because it rhymes with gay sex

Bruh that Elon Musk is the best all hail Elon

Elon Musk by xXNOOBSLAYER47Xx March 27, 2019

Elon Musk 

Elon musk made a teslas, he also is rich. btw he bought twitter

Elon Musk “I shall make a car that doesnt emit very bad gases into the atmosphere and ozone layer”

Me “Oh cool an electric car.”

Elon Musk by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022