Eitan 

Overall nice. Can be pretty wired at times but is mostly normal. You will never find an Eitan with a girl or pulling girls. Eitans are nice but can be smart or the dumbest person you have ever seen

“Eitan is cool”
“I know, right”

Eitan by BronzeLightbulb November 5, 2022

eitak

to kill a mockingbird in a violent manner

she eitaks alot

eitak by urmom36912 November 6, 2022

eitasemigender 

a gender where you feel a close bond to the haikyuu character eita semi.

me: have you heard? i'm eitasemigender now! my pronouns are eita/semi.

eitasemigender by hollis soda November 7, 2022

Eitan

to carelessly complete a task; to be nonchalant

“He completed his homework in an eitan kind of way.”

Eitan by solparnasse May 22, 2026

National Bully Eitan Day!! 

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

National Bully Eitan Day!! by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

National Bully Eitan Day!! 

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!

National Bully Eitan Day!! by Emma Slays January 9, 2024