Cleaning up eggs

What Michael Reeves does best according to LilyPichu

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu

by ElonMosque September 22, 2020

Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

by Swaggerella September 3, 2012

walking on eggshells

To be extra-careful when speaking to someone, in order not to make them angry.

I 'm walking on eggshells as I ask my neighbor to keep his dog from barking

by LuizLeitao December 16, 2017

Eggo

Elevens Favorite Food

Damm El loves demm Eggos

by doityouwont! December 14, 2017

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

Eggoe

Egg.
Ei.

I'm gonna make some eggoes, do u want one?

Wil je een eggoe?

by Eggoe-man January 10, 2022

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018