Earfug

That moment after you stand up when you realize that your earphones are still connected to the laptop/phone/device that didn't stand-up with you ...... Earfuggggggg !!!

(halfway into standing up) "...... Earfuggggggg !!! "

by D-WAKS June 14, 2013

Earfetish

A fetish or an obsession of a girl ears.

Evan had a earfetish and made girls at party’s feel uncomfortable.

by Jedam April 18, 2021

earfquake

an overly shitty dance move

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yo doo, dat wur a earfquake rite dur, fo sho

by King Fetus July 6, 2008

Earfquake

An earthquake but cuter

Earfquakes are smaller cuter versions of earthquakes and thus a better way to refer to them for anxious people .

by The odd pod December 30, 2021

earfucking

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.

If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.

by pentozali January 19, 2014

Earfuck

Hit someone with your ear.

I got on a fight last night. It was unbelievable, the guy started earfucking me all of a sudden.

by paulovpereira June 26, 2016

earfuller

A person who criticizes and verbally abuses a person for every little thing that they do.

Roy's wife is sucha earfuller all she ever does is criticize and yells at him all the time!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 18, 2017