Apple Expensive

1. an aura that protects every app in the app store on your phone and tricks you into believing every non free app is extremely expensive compared to the outside world.

2. The sudden realization that apps in the apple store are actually very cheap, or being in earshot of somebody realizing the exact same thing, causing the rest of the room to realize that apple apps are actually cheap which overpowers the Apple Expensive aura.

Apple Expensive ratio: one cent in the App Store is equivelant to one dollar in real life, of course until you are removed from the Apple Expensive aura spell.

Guy 1: man, I really want this app, but I don't want to shell out 99 cents because it might not even be good.
Guy 2: uhh.. dude.. you wont shell out 4 quarters which is about the price of a candy bar, to get an app that lasts much longer than a candy bar? Come on dude, 4 quarters that's it.
Guy 1: oh.. man i have been thinking about it wrong all along. There should be a definition on urbandictionary called "Apple Expensive"
Guy 2: good idea, lets make it now!
Guy 3: Wow i overheard your conversation, get me in on this!
Girl 1 and 2: Wow, you guys are sooooo wierd

by <-|._.|-> April 14, 2013

Poor people expensive

something that is perceived to be luxurious, and thus flaunted as such when in reality it does not truly have a luxurious status.

Guy 1: Man bob bought a Camaro it's expensive he must have money.
Guy 2 no, Bob is broke a Camaro is poor people expensive.

by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011

really expensive

Pretty much just defined for the lulz over the t-shirts and mugs quote above.

"Did you make a selection from the mini-bar in your room?"
"No, everything's really expensive, like those t-shirts and mugs over at Urban Dictionary

by likethewind1 June 21, 2010

prohibitively expensive

something which costs so much it would prevent most people from being able to do or purchase it.

I was going to go on holiday to Italy this year, but with the rate of the pound against the euro it would have been prohibitively expensive

by ploppie db February 16, 2010

Stupid expensive

When the price of an item is no where close to where the price should be or where other companies sell that same product for.

The diapers at Babies R Us are stupid expensive.

by P Pappa Money January 9, 2011

Hipster expensive

(adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price

That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?

by Paulindrome February 14, 2012

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do

Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

by Yourjustsoobsessed May 17, 2023