Exams

An inconvenient torture period.

Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.

Johnny's Mom: I can't wait to see you next week, son!!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!

by allieb December 8, 2014

exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.

If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.

by racool December 4, 2010

Emmasaurus

" Emmasaurus , the dinosaur that was supposed to be extinct , now owned by a prehistoric collector " Also another word for an enormous person

Wow , my gf look like an emmasaurus !

by Xynia January 11, 2022

2020 AP Exams

A 45-minute online DBQ/FRQ determining if you are getting college credit for the class you took all year. One of the most stressful times in a student's life and even if you do finish it on time, your answers won't submit so all that work was for nothing and you are going to get a 0.

"Hey, Caitlyn, did your exam submit?"
"No, did your's?"
"Nope, these 2020 AP Exams are really kicking our asses"

by Let me sleep May 26, 2020

Examsterbate

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Extasy

Extasy is the more commonly used name for MDMA. (It is also known as 'E' or 'X').Extasy is commonly oraly consumed to aid the Radical-Audio-Visual-Experience known as a RAVE. The drug is not physicaly addictive however due to the surpression of negative feelings such as hunger, exhaustion, pain, depression; followed by the arising positive feelings & effects of joy, excitement, love, inner peace, closeness to others, complete and total utter content with oneself, a physical state of every good feeling experienced in one completely perfect moment at the climax of all the beauty of existance exploding through the darkness bringing light and life into a plain of existance that seems to be owned the individual which is universaly understood by all who are engulfed by this soft tingling journey of elightenment felt by the body mind and soul as u all drift of into the darkness painted by the stars from all colours of the light spectrum........ sorry got carried away. True definition of extasy is pure happiness.

Mr X was trapped in a state of repitition of his own reality didnt see the sence in living a life which seemed to be the same every week he felt society tearing away his own originality... his own identity...
Fearing that not much within the restrictions of a white color slaves reality could bring him to enjoy life like he use to he took a bold move at his first rave and took his first extasy pill it gave him the freedom he was looking for through chemically altering his perspective on life as he was reminded of the joys and feelings he had only experienced as a child.

by livetolive January 12, 2008

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

by Bobweiser January 6, 2009