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elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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Elaborate

a nice way of saying gay
You see that guy over there? He is elaborate!
by Bobbity Joel June 27, 2007
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Elaborate Trap

Elaborate Trap, also known as iTrap, is a sub genre of Trap Music. It's a loaded term meant to distinguish the crowd pleasing, gangster friendly Trap from the more refined and intelligent, gentleman's Trap music.

Usually enjoyed by listeners that enjoy the 808 sub bass, sped up hi hats and layered synthesisers that typify the genre, but are not entrenched in the drug fuelled, cough syrup soaked roots. Elaborate trap is just as at home in the lounge, over a cup of earl grey, as it is in the Club.
"What are you listening to right now?"

"Elaborate Trap, you probably haven't heard of it."
by DictatorET June 21, 2013
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E-vaporate

When someone you are having a relationship (of sorts)with online disappears without trace
Are you still chatting to that guy in New York?
Him? Nah, he E-vaporated about 3 months ago; I'm now dating someone at work.
by JanBlog October 10, 2008
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evaporated jew

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven
"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"
by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021
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evaporated milk

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"
by Moistmonster December 30, 2013
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evampirate

1. to suck the blood of.
2. to engulf.

Also called evampire.
1. The Sherpas evampirate yaks.
2. An inferno has evampirated the factory, resulting in a loss of millions of rupees.
by uttam maharjan May 19, 2011
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