ETS

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

by Avacado bui May 23, 2009

et

The French word for 'and'

J'aime les pommes et les carrots.

by Kylie May 13, 2005

et

Your dad

Oh snap look at ET!!!!

by AC December 15, 2003

et

The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.

Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!

by the snake & caca ferguson October 3, 2006

the et

Short for Joliet, Illinois

I gotta spin to the et and re-cop

by Goon Chief January 13, 2008

et

A word used by scrabble cheaters.

Scrabble Player: What kind of word is "et"?
Scrabble Cheater: It's a word. Means the same as eat. Like in you et, I et, we all et.

by Dad Wants a Rematch July 22, 2009

ETS

An acronym for Excessive Taint Scrubbing.

man 1: "hey, have you heard Fear the Awakening's new song 'the Totally Unnecessary Bath and the Excessive Taint Scrubbing'?"

man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."

man 1: "dink."

by carltonfunkbass March 3, 2010