Ernesto Riley

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.

by Faith Walker August 25, 2014

Ernesto Riley

An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.

Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?

by ObsessedWitErnesto February 17, 2011

Ernesto Riley

As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matthew Davis.

by Faith Walker September 04, 2014

Dirty Ernesto

Rubbing your man juice on your partners upper lip.

Shawn left gave his wife a dirty ernesto that stuck her lip to her nose.

by Dirty E September 12, 2010

ernesto luna

No ones better that simple...

We need to bring the best of the best. Get Ernesto Luna!

by 3six March 15, 2017

ernesto syndrome

When a person has lost the ability to comprehend simple tasks and sudden confusion emerges, making the said person a Tanfi.

Yo I hit the blunt the other day and that shit gave me Ernesto syndrome, I felt like a Tanfi yo!

by MexySexy May 06, 2017

Bean Ernesto

An individual of the upmost gayest degree of faggotry that one looses brain cells just in thy presence

He is the embodiment of racism and nature, feeding on the innocence of people just trying to use discord

Kobe hates him

Bean Ernesto: Hi
Stranger: Go kill yourself monkey

by Trish hentai enthusiast April 07, 2022