Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 26, 2018

Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.

Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”

by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025

emo elastic

A rubber band used by recovering cutters to create simillar pain to what they are used to.

You're gonna stop cutting now?
Yeah, I'm gonna use an emo elastic to help.

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.

That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

hair elastic

when a guy hooks up or makes out with a girl she gives him her hair elastic. Then you can see how many girls he has hookep up with.

Why do you have a hair elastic on your wrist?
Dude that was Carli's elastic from last night after we hooked up.

by april and eva October 22, 2008