Flat Earther

Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.

We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.

by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022

flat earthers

people who have small brain

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart

by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019

Flat Earther

Someone who is dumb as fuck.

Guy 1: I’m a flat earther
Guy 2: bro you dumb as fuck

by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023

Flat earther

Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I flip teh table because of these dum flat earthers

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Round Earther

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!

Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.

Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"

by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018

Pyramid earther

When someone is not a flat earther or a round earther; hence, they are a pyramid earther.

John: yo the earth is flat
Geoffrey: no it’s round!
Melvin: I Am the god of all goddesses. It is a pyramid. Flat and round are nothing. It has 5 sides, and 5 continents. Obama created Australia and Europe. If you are a pyramid earther, you are one of the few remaining…

by sussibaka December 11, 2021