In danger

You.

You’re in danger. Start running.

by Kermitthefrog55 January 13, 2023

Dingle dang

A very long, yet very slim penis. Usually in the form of a Duck's corkscrew penis.

I had quite the dingle dang in the olden days.

by Skanago:g December 28, 2014

Dangatang

Conceived in 2009 by Dr. Steve Brule, a dangatang is a half retard, half orangutang humanoid who often makes horrible decisions and is rarely correct about anything.

Sam: dude did you see that crazy mother fucker over there??
Nick: yeah man he's going ape shit...
Sam: what a dangatang!

by Wackytackyiraqy July 16, 2014

Danganronpasexual

A fake sexuality that will never be valid

Weirdo: oh I'm danganronpasexual
Me: fuck you for mocking the lgbtq+ community

by Tsukasayugis February 5, 2021

The danganronpa fandom

Danganronpa is literally about killing and sadness but the fandom is fucking wild and full of piss memes

A normal citizen: How's in the danganronpa fandom?

A Dr fan: *whispering* fingers in his ass

by Geriuwu October 19, 2019

danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika July 30, 2008

Dangerbate

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

by Hrethic September 19, 2009