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Dwight Night 

a night of insane drunkenness usually accompanied by calling everyone, even those who you do not know, Dwight. When you can't tell the difference between two of your best friends, don't fear, just call out Dwight. Vomiting, passing out on a random couch, falling in shrubbery, getting eaten alive by ants and feeling EXTREMELY hungover the next day are commonly involved. When this is occurring prepare to hear many references to the line "Dwiiiiiiide Schruuuuude!" from the popular television show "The Office."
person1: "Dwiiiiiiide Scruuuuude!"
person 2: "Great, here goes another Dwight Night."
Dwight Night by tailypo July 14, 2009

Dwight School NYC 

An upper-west side private school, with really great sports teams, and okay arts programs, and a bunch of great teachers. It can seem like everyone is cliquey, over-privileged white kids with too much money, and too willing to get high, but underneath most of the kids are legit and bitches are pretty limited. Campus is awkward, dress code is stupidest ever, and assembly's are the fucking annoying, but other than that it's a pretty down school, I'd reccomend going, if not just to see their B-Ball games
Person 1: The fuck, look at Dwight School NYC, all those rich white kids, jeez why do they all have ties and circle scarves?
Person 2: But they kicked ass in their game yesterday, and they know where to get the good stuff
Person 1: Ahight, no big

Dwight Shrute 

A very...interesting character in"The Office". He is known at first for being extremely loyal to Michael Scott, his boss. He also knows a lot about bears and he has cheated with Angela on Andy Bernard. He is also very dangerous, he has learned karate and has multiple weapons hidden around the building and has uses on of these weapons, a pepper spray, once before.
Dwight Shrute is both a pleasant and unpleasant surpise to this existence. It really depends who you are, if you're Jim Halpert, then an unpleasant surprise. If you're the audience, then he is a pleasant surprise.

Dwight_LoL 

That dude Dwight_LoL won't shut up about Drake, he's dick riding him.
Dwight_LoL by HonestlyEuler October 6, 2022

Dwight-Englewood 

Might as well be California with all the money and lack of brain cells. Don’t go in stairwell B unless you’re into children
James: Yeah man I go to Dwight-Englewood

Eric: Yikes if only u had a triple digit iq to go with your triple digit millions
Dwight-Englewood by Nigletboss420 September 21, 2021

Dwight Howard 

Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!

Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!