by I-speak-with-facts March 8, 2021
Get the Dutertard mug.It describes a person who supports the present President of the Philippines. It is a coinage of the words "Duterte" and "superstardom" this is also another term who is extremely popular person fanatic, etc...
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by Bamberful December 21, 2010
Get the Duvet whore mug.Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.
Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.
As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.
As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)
Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!
Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,
Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)
Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!
Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,
Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)
Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
by penske_file May 28, 2014
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Get the duvet dance mug.Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!
Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again
by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023
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