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dutch ghost ride

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.
by robkapfer2 July 9, 2011
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chop a dutch

to split a Dutchmaster cigar and fill it with marijuana
G-Eazy: You rappers just talk a bunch. Stress me out, I chop a dutch.
by JBoyTheToy January 6, 2015
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dutchaboo

A Dutchaboo is a person who's obsessed over anything even remotely Dutch and thinks he/she is cultured because he/she eaten a stroopwafel, said the word "gezellig" or visited the Red Light District. They also like to insert random dutch words in conversations but can't even hold a conversation in Dutch.
Look at all those dutchaboos!
by 45645646 June 7, 2017
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Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.
I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
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Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011
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go dutch

to have each person pay his or her own expenses
If a friend and I go out to eat, we might "go dutch," meaning we may each pay for our individual portion of the bill
by srie-paradise May 30, 2015
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Dutch Sneak

When a group of friends hide perishable food items around another friend's house. Thus creating a house-wide dutch oven smell if the rotting items are not found soon enough.
Why are there doughnuts in the VCR? Those damn Dutch Douches pulled a Dutch Sneak!
by T. Schuay September 1, 2012
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