Dunch

An abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. As a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one's lunch break to pass loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.

Q: "...Hey Bob, I'm going to that sushi joint with the girls from accounting. You wanna come?"

A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."

by JEUNT November 11, 2009

dunhilled in

Dunhill is a very nice brand of pen. You use the term "dunhilled in" when something is for sure or definite. This term is derived from the saying: I'll "pencil you in"... pencil can be erased but when someone is "dunhilled in" its for sure.

Oscar: Am I gonna see you tonight?
Amanda: I don't know... I'll try to pencil you in.
Oscar: I wanna be dunhilled in.

by Amanda Michelle May 20, 2008

drunchies

An insatiable and overpowering sense of hunger one gets after a few hours of drinking.

"Dan was so powered by the drunchies that he found a Dominos obscured in complete darkness."

by SkyFood July 7, 2009

Duchi

cool
awesome to an extent further than shogry

Your hat was not homo, it was Duchi.

The new box of corndogs left Duchi taste in my mouth.

by lynchlander February 3, 2008

Dutchican

Half Dutch and half Mexican person or thing.

So where's the dad from? Holland. And the mom? Mexico... Ahh so it's a Dutchican baby!!!

by BinaryStar April 13, 2008

Dunch Munch

Eating Pussy.

"Amy made me dunch munch her again last night after eating curry."

by biznitches IV April 13, 2010

dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH

EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010